Saturday, September 03, 2005

Lower your blood pressure...



No pills ! No diets !

Just keep your thumb on the edge of a car door, and slam the hell out of it!!

It works !!

1 out of 1 satisfied customers recommend it!!!

You'll start seeing black in no time!

Don't drink Coca Cola, or it will just upset your stomach, and that is the last thing you need after the treatment, because you won't be able to go by yourself, your whole hand will feel completely fucked up!!!

We know it's just a thumb, nothing much to look at, and it will throb painfully for days, making sure that your kids' diapers are not on completely right, but that is worth it because your blood pressure will drop like tits being released from a constrictingly tight bra.

You'll need help with that too, if you are a woman, that is.

7 comments:

Hermana said...

hahahahaha y si no funciona, le regresamos su dinero

Negra said...

Espera a que se te caiga la uña!

CadávEr Muerto said...

Ta chida la foto... me gustan las fotos...

Marcela said...

skip the bra altogether!
ouch!

Claude Sandbed said...

You know, I just heard that "OUCH"... good times...

Artman said...

OH MY GOD!!
Your post just had me going "Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" for like ten seconds... TWICE! Such a gut reaction!

The bra thing was oh oh oh so not necessary, but at the same time unbelievably priceless! It made me give one of those full body shivers...

I heard the "Ouch" as well... good times...

Masgorellie said...

Esto debe ser ciclico, cuando estabas muy chica, te agarraste la mano con la puerta del Datsun, fue una suerte que no tuviera empaques, no te paso nada, solo chillaste 1 minuto, la nana te consolo.